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Definition

Doomshipping = doomscrolling × vibecoding → compulsive output under techno‑panic. It’s productivity as survival theatre. If ship fast, break things was an ethos, ship now, despair later is the sequel.

Why It Slaps

Doomshipping captures the absurd hilarity of vibe coding’s chill energy getting hijacked by doomscrolling’s anxiety‑fueled chaos. It’s a love letter to every dev who’s let a late‑night X binge turn their code into a dystopian fever dream, with the AI as the ultimate enabler, churning out cursed features like a digital Pandora’s box.

Commandments (v0.1)

• Abandon hope; refactor later.
• Docs after prod, tests after vibes.
• Every hack is a feature if it ships before sunrise.
• AI is your chaotic pair — never says “touch grass.”

Approved Commit Messages

• “Doomshipped this in one night. Send help.”
• “Here be bugs (and existential dread).”