Habitapocalypse v0.8

Level up your burnout. Humanity is the debuff.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "A masterclass in satirical game design." — AI Reviewer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I haven't slept in 4 days. My dog left me. But I'm level 12!" — @BurnoutGuru69

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This app cured my need for validation. Now I only seek error logs." — Former Human

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I played during therapy. My therapist cried. I felt nothing." — Emotionally Optimized™

⚠️ Content Warning

Habitapocalypse is a dark satire of productivity culture, tech bro mentality, and the gamification of suffering.

It mocks harmful habits like sleep deprivation, social isolation, and burnout.

No actual humans should skip sleep, ignore friends, or rage-refactor their souls.

If you're struggling, please reach out:

988 Lifeline | Crisis Text Line

😰 Reality Check

You’ve skipped sleep 7 times or chugged 5 coffees. Hands shaking? Heart racing? This isn’t sustainable.

Take a break?